I find it f#@$ing hilarious that someone took the time to paint a picture of Tom Selleck in hommus of all mediums.
Why the hell am I writing about Tom Selleck? I'm trying to convince Mat to grow a moustache. I just happen to think he would look cute.
It has absolutely ZERO to do with the fact that my friend in primary school, Katie and I had a massive thing for Magnum P.I. in the eighties. Phwoar! The hairy chest, the dimples, the Ferrari, the sarky butler. Man, that show had it all.
Now excuse me, I'm hungry.
I feel like a bowl of hommus for some reason...